ZOOMER
People trade $ZOOMER. The fees buy real stocks. The stocks get handed to the community, forever.
QQQ · TSLA · AAPL · MSTR · GME — bought on chain, landed on ZOOMER certificates, claimable anytime
MARKET CAP
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PAID TO THE COMMUNITY
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NEXT PAYOUT
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· HOW THE MACHINE WORKS ·
STEP 1
🔁
PEOPLE TRADE $ZOOMER
Every buy & sell pays a fee. Volume is fuel: the more the coin moves, the more the machine earns.
STEP 2
📈
FEES BUY REAL STOCKS
The fees purchase QQQ, TSLA, AAPL, MSTR & GME on chain. Every purchase is public & checkable.
STEP 3
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THE COMMUNITY GETS PAID
The stock lands on ZOOMER certificates. Unclaimed rewards ride the cert - sell it & the tab goes with it. Claim whenever you want.
WHAT'S YOUR CUT?
certificates held:
reading the reward book…
computed live from the on-chain reward book · average accrual across all 500 certificates to date · check any specific certificate ↗
GO DEEPER
LIVE
price —
mcap —
holders —
fees→treasury —
next payout --:--
100% to holders
Buy ↗
📈 chart ↗
💬 telegram ↗
the tape is warming up…
THE DEEP END · every room of the machine
fees → treasury—
payout tank—
holders—
next window--:--
Z
QQQ
TSLA
AAPL
MSTR
GME
taps: 0 · the basket orbits. you panic.
Live chart · DEXScreener open full ↗
price—
mcap—
vol 24h—
trades—
holders—
fees—
The Flippening · real distributed $
ZOOMER —
BOOMER —
reading the Indices leaderboard…
Top payers on Indices · live
loading…
Tonight at Zoomer Capital --:--:--
yesterday's certificate of record · reprinted nightly at settle
TODAY'S POT · SETTLES TONIGHT
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reading the pot…
The furnace
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$ZOOMER gone forever · only ever goes up
reading the burn record…
feed it: send $ZOOMER to 0x…dEaD · burns buy nothing except the record
The Zoomer Basket · 20% each · what every payout buys
QQQ
the whole casino
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TSLA
elon's mood swings
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AAPL
you're on one now
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MSTR
bitcoin, extra steps
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GME
we were there
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Road to the first payout real fees vs one basket unit
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— of — in real trading fees banked for holders · once the Indices keeper picks up the treasury, it buys the first Zoomer Stock and payouts begin
the fee flywheel · trades → treasury → you
15:00
to next payout window
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how it actually works
01
Buy $ZOOMER
On PONS. Every trade is real volume — that's the fee engine that pays holders.
02
Fees stack up
100% of trading fees route to the treasury. 0% to the creator. Wallet locked forever.
03
Get paid, panicking
Once there's enough to buy a basket unit, holders get Zoomer Stocks every 15 minutes — whether you slept or not.
contract · verify every character
0x7eA85Bd98CE15A8eb3De41933BdFFDB8859aaDB4
two other "ZOOMER" tickers exist on Indices — this address is the only real one