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ZOOMER
The coin for people who check the chart 400 times a day and screenshot everything. Hold $ZOOMER, panic, and get paid Zoomer Stocks every 15 minutes — one whole attention span. The other side of the boomer trade.
fees → treasury—
payout tank—
holders—
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taps: 0 · the basket orbits. you panic.
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The Flippening · real distributed $
ZOOMER —
BOOMER —
reading the Indices leaderboard…
decoding 500 certificates…
Tonight at Zoomer Capital --:--:--
yesterday's certificate of record · reprinted nightly at settle
TODAY'S POT · SETTLES TONIGHT
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reading the pot…
The furnace
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$ZOOMER gone forever · only ever goes up
reading the burn record…
feed it: send $ZOOMER to 0x…dEaD · burns buy nothing except the record
The Zoomer Basket · 20% each · what every payout buys
QQQ
the whole casino
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TSLA
elon's mood swings
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AAPL
you're on one now
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MSTR
bitcoin, extra steps
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GME
we were there
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Road to the first payout real fees vs one basket unit
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— of — in real trading fees banked for holders · once the Indices keeper picks up the treasury, it buys the first Zoomer Stock and payouts begin
the fee flywheel · trades → treasury → you
15:00
to next payout window
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how it actually works
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Buy $ZOOMER
On PONS. Every trade is real volume — that's the fee engine that pays holders.
02
Fees stack up
100% of trading fees route to the treasury. 0% to the creator. Wallet locked forever.
03
Get paid, panicking
Once there's enough to buy a basket unit, holders get Zoomer Stocks every 15 minutes — whether you slept or not.
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0x7eA85Bd98CE15A8eb3De41933BdFFDB8859aaDB4
two other "ZOOMER" tickers exist on Indices — this address is the only real one