the zoomer stockholder club
THE STOCKHOLDER CLUB
1,000 members, ever. Your certificate is a seat: the treasury holds locked $ZOOMER forever, Indices pays it stocks every 15 minutes, and the club splits every drop by reward weight. Paid first. Minted second. No house, no promises — a contract with no withdraw function.
⛓ reading the chain…
the doorman · he decides nothing · he judges everything
500 supply
PAPERHAND
COMMON · wave 1 · 100k $ZOOMER · 10 per tx
The starter head. Smug through every candle because he already sold the bottom and told no one. The entry certificate — proof you were here, panicking, from the start.
reward weight 1.0×
25.6% of every distribution
250 supply
SWEATY
UNCOMMON · wave 2 · 250k $ZOOMER · 4 per tx
Held through one full red candle without opening the sell tab. Barely. Still smiling, still dripping — every bead of sweat rendered individually. The strongest hands start moist.
reward weight 2.0×
25.6% of every distribution
150 supply
DIAMOND
RARE · wave 3 · 500k $ZOOMER · 2 per tx
Holo-visor locked to the chart, heart rate flat. Refreshed the terminal 4,000 times and never flinched. The visor glows brighter the longer you hold.
reward weight 3.0×
23.1% of every distribution
100 supply
CHAD
LEGENDARY · wave 4 · 1M $ZOOMER · 1 per tx
One of only 100, radiating in the dark. Jaw carved from conviction, neck wired straight into the chain. Never looks at the chart — the chart looks at him. Boomers will study this profile.
reward weight 5.0×
25.6% of every distribution
Mint waves · live milestone trackers ● LIVE
reading the chain…
reading live treasury data…
Why it isn't just a jpeg
⬢Mint proceeds → treasury. No sell function, no owner. A 30-day publicly-announced migration path exists until it is renounced at launch.
⬢Reward weight multiplies your payout share in club drops.
⬢Milestone-gated supply — waves open at 1 / 3 / 5 / 10 Ξ actually distributed to holders.
⬢Minted with $ZOOMER. Proceeds lock into an ownerless treasury that can never sell.
⬢Slow waves pay you. Unsold certificates retire forever — every minted seat's share of the club rises.
⬢Royalties recycle. 5% of every resale routes back on-chain via ERC-2981. The club feeds itself.
reading live flow…
Mint a certificate
Minting now lives on the Mints page — with the pack-rip reveal.
⬢ Open the pack ↗ ·
or trade on OpenSea ↗
Your membership ● MEMBERS ONLY
ZOOMER
STOCKHOLDER CLUBEST. 2026 · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · 1,000 SEATS
STOCKHOLDER CLUBEST. 2026 · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · 1,000 SEATS
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SEAT № ———
CERTIFICATES—
REWARD WEIGHT—
EARNED · ALL-TIME$—
CLAIMABLE NOW$—
YOUR STOCK · PAID TO YOU + STILL PENDING
QQQ · AAPL · TSLA · MSTR · GME appear here the moment you authenticate — what you have already been paid, and what is still waiting on your certificates. Both read straight off the chain.
Authenticate to activate your card — every stat on it reads straight off the chain.
One transaction claims every stock at once. Unclaimed rewards travel with the NFT if it sells. The CRT bot auto-pushes rewards past ~$5 — claiming yourself is never required.
STOCK DROPS · 15 MINQQQ · AAPL · TSLA · MSTR · GME, split by weight, all day, forever.
CONCIERGE AUTO-CLAIMThe bot delivers your stocks once they cross ~$5. Members get paid in their sleep.
REWARDS RIDE THE SEATUnclaimed balances travel with the certificate. Selling the NFT sells the tab.
ROYALTIES RECYCLE5% of every resale routes back on-chain via ERC-2981. The club feeds itself.
Distributed to holders ● LIVE
reading distributions…
The treasury holds $ZOOMER, so Indices pays it stock like any other holder. Every drop is split by reward weight across all certificates — never per NFT.
Your certificates ● not connected
YOUR CERTIFICATES—
YOUR REWARD WEIGHT—
CLAIMABLE NOW—
Gas runs a flat ≈$0.10–$0.15 per claim — one transaction moves all five stocks, so the fee never scales with the amount. Small balances are worth letting accrue first.
Nothing to show yet.
Connect your wallet to load your certificates, their art, and any stock rewards attached to them.
Rewards follow the certificate — if it sells, unclaimed stock goes with it to the new owner.
The club dossier EVERY NUMBER · ONE PANEL · NO SCROLLING
Mint tracker · certificates claimed ● LIVE
reading the chain…
reading the certificate contract…
Mint economics · where the money goes
ⓏEvery mint is priced in $ZOOMER. Each mint is a forced buy — volume, fees, then payouts.
🏦287,500,000 $ZOOMER locks into the treasury if all four waves fill — 28.75% of total supply, removed from circulation.
⚖Reward weights: 1.0× / 2.0× / 3.0× / 5.0×. Rewards split by weight, not per jpeg — one CHAD earns like five PAPERHANDs, forever.
🔥Supply is capped at 1,000 forever. 500 / 250 / 150 / 100. No wave 5, no team bag, no reprint.
👑Unsold supply is retired. If a wave doesn't fill, the leftovers are burned — and everyone who did mint earns a bigger share.
The math · every number, no hand-waving
| tier | supply | price | per tx | weight | proceeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PAPERHAND | 500 | 100k | 10 | 1.0× | 50,000,000 |
| SWEATY | 250 | 250k | 4 | 2.0× | 62,500,000 |
| DIAMOND | 150 | 500k | 2 | 3.0× | 75,000,000 |
| CHAD | 100 | 1M | 1 | 5.0× | 100,000,000 |
| TOTAL | 1,000 | — | 1M ZOOMER | 195,000 pts | 287,500,000 |
every wave costs the same 1,000,000 $ZOOMER maximum per transaction ·
total locked = 28.75% of all $ZOOMER
Share of every distribution · by tier
The club earns 28.75% of every $ZOOMER distribution, then splits it by
weight. Each tier lands on roughly a quarter — that is the fairness, on purpose.
What one certificate earns
| tier | share each | per $1,000 distributed | cost per weight pt |
|---|---|---|---|
| PAPERHAND | 0.0513% | $0.147 | 1,000 |
| SWEATY | 0.1026% | $0.295 | 1,250 |
| DIAMOND | 0.1538% | $0.442 | 1,667 |
| CHAD | 0.2564% | $0.737 | 2,000 |
Earlier waves buy yield cheaper. Later waves buy scarcity. Nothing is dominated —
every tier is the best at something.
If a wave doesn't sell out, you win
🔥Unsold certificates are retired permanently. They can never be minted, so they never earn and never dilute.
📈Total weight drops, your share rises. If only 300 of 500 PAPERHANDs sell, each one goes from 0.0513% to 0.0571% of the club — an 11% raise for minting early.
🛡You cannot be punished for a slow wave. A quiet mint makes the certificates that did sell strictly more valuable.
⛓One tier per wave. Token ids decide the tier — a wave-2 minter can never receive a PAPERHAND.
Straight answers · no hand-waving
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A SEAT, NOT A JPEGStock drops, club perks and founders-wall status, split by reward weight. Boomers framed paper shares — same energy, faster settlement.🌊
WAVES OPEN ON PROOF1 / 3 / 5 / 10 Ξ actually distributed to holders — never on hype or a date. The tracker above reads the contract.💰
PRICED IN $ZOOMER100k → 250k → 500k → 1M by tier, all locked into the treasury forever. Hold $ZOOMER before you mint.🎨
EVERY HEAD UNIQUEArchetype, background, chart, ticker, session, bezel — rolled per token. The four tier heads are canon.🔥
SLOW WAVES PAY YOUUnsold certificates retire forever — total weight drops and every minted seat's share rises. Early can't lose.⚔️
ARENA PRIVILEGESBadge flair on leaderboards and first access to high-stakes tournaments, members only.