ZOOMER STOCKHOLDER CLUB · WAVE 1 · reading chain…
WHAT'S LEFT
IN THE PACK
IN THE PACK
1,000 FOREVER · UNSOLD IS RETIRED, NEVER REISSUED · EVERY NUMBER LIVE FROM THE CHAIN
—OF 500 MINTED
—REMAINING IN THE PACK
—$ZOOMER LOCKED FOREVER
100kPRICE · MAX 10/TX
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Mint from the pack ● RIGHT HERE
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100k Ⓩ each · straight into the locked treasury
Mint here, get the pack-rip reveal. Two signatures: approve the exact cost, then mint.
computing live pack odds…
reading treasury flow…
Rarity still unminted ● LIVE
reading chain…
Bar shows how much of each band is still in the pack.
Rarity is fixed at generation and written into the metadata — it cannot be changed after the fact.
Legendary tracker · 9 archetypes ● LIVE
The scarcest art in the collection. Gold means at least one has already been claimed.
reading chain…
We show how many remain, never which token id —
that would just hand snipers a map.
On-chain · verify everything
Nothing here is custodial. Read the contracts yourself on Blockscout.
The treasury holds the stocks and the locked $ZOOMER.
It can pay out to holders and nowhere else.
Your certificates ● YOUR WALLET
Connect a wallet (or mint) and every certificate you own appears here with its art.
Rewards ride the certificate. ⬢ Claim your stock at the Club ↗
WAVE 2 · SWEATY NEXT UP
250 certificates @ 250,000 $ZOOMER each.
Every mint locks its full price into the Club treasury. A sold-out wave adds
62.5M $ZOOMER to the pile the treasury holds.
What a SWEATY buys, beyond the art:
· 2.0x Club reward weight — double stock flow per certificate. Contract law, already live.
· Work ethic — one extra weekly BONUS session on the Internship floor, scored separately. It never touches the daily pot: higher tiers earn more, they never out-compete.
· SWEATY flair on its personnel file, certificate card & floor rows.
· Work ethic — one extra weekly BONUS session on the Internship floor, scored separately. It never touches the daily pot: higher tiers earn more, they never out-compete.
· SWEATY flair on its personnel file, certificate card & floor rows.
gate: reading the ledger…
Wave 2 has no launch date to hype. It opens when the machine has PAID:
3 Ξ distributed to holders. The only countdown is payouts.
Gems vs bands · the 20-second version ⛵
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OPENSEA GEM = A RANK
A leaderboard position across all 12 traits. It reshuffles with every new mint.
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OUR BAND = WRITTEN IN STONE
Legendary → Common, fixed at generation, sealed in the metadata. It never moves.
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ONLY THE BAND PAYS
Reward weight = tier × band. A #1 rank earns exactly what a #300 of the same band earns.
Rank is marketplace flavour. The treasury has never heard of it.
Trade the ones already minted.
Secondary lives on OpenSea — creator earnings are 5% on-chain via ERC-2981, so every resale pays back in.